Lie #1: There is such a thing as true love at first sight.
Lie #2: Attraction, lust, sex, and love are all the same thing.
Lie #3: Unless you are pretty or handsome, you can forget about
ever finding love, and unless members of the opposite sex make fire alarms
go off in your head and cause your tongue to hang out, they aren't worth
spending time with.
Lie #4: When a member of the opposite sex says, "I love you," don't
trust him or her because he or she will dump you if times get rough or
if "something better" comes along.
Lie #5: You need to impress a would-be lover with your looks, charm,
money, status, or skills. The whole point of a date is to convince
the other how great you are. Nobody will ever like you just for being
yourself.
Lie #6: You simply MUST flirt or make out/have a fling with anyone
and everyone who attracts you or you'll go crazy with frustration and won't
be a "real man" or "real woman."
Lie #7: The normal way to win someone's heart is by putting down,
beating up, or tricking your rivals. Competition is always part of
the process of wooing. And all's fair in love and war.
See,
the bottom line is, enjoy your Popeye cartoons, but remember, Kiddies,
THEY
ARE MAKE BELIEVE!!!!!
Don't
try this at home!!!
