In
my opinion, here are the most dastardly death traps and dangerous situations
The Sailorman ever found himself in:
>> Disintegrated by aliens
(Popeye The Ace Of Space, Rocket To Mars).
>> Stranded on the moon (Popeye
Meets Hercules).
>> Pounded into a steak and
fried over the cannibal's grill (Pop-Pie A La Mode).
>> Turned into a canary (The
Fistic Mystic).
>> Clamped into a giant bear
trap and launched out over the sea into the mouth of a hungry whale (Snow
Place Like Home).
>> Wrapped as a mummy and deposited
in the Sphinx (A Wolf In Sheik's Clothing).
>> Flattened into a target,
hung on a tree, and shot at by a horde of mountain men (Silly Hillbilly).
>> Caught by a supremely strong
Bluto without any spinach because Bluto had destroyed the world's spinach
crop (How Green Was My Spinach).
>> Having his head encased
in cement and rolling through traffic (Jitterbug Jive).
>> Buried in Boot Hill (Tar
With A Star).
>> Locked in a treasure chest,
stomped on, and eaten by a hungry crocodile (The Island Fling).
>> Driven crazy by loco weed
and being pinned by a bull (Rodeo Romeo).
>> Being roasted alive at the
stake (Wigwam Whoopee).
>> Scrunched down into an amorphous
mass, stuffed into a spinach can, and thrown to a hungry dinosaur who chews
on the sailor and swallows him (Pre-Hysterical Man).
>> Stuck in part of the boardwalk
watching as Bluto and Olive happily make a date, unable to do anything
against Bluto lest Olive get mad (Beaus Will Be Beaus).
>> Conned into throwing away
his spinach, attacked by Bluto and then pile-driven into the ground (How
Green Is My Spinach).
>> Ganged up on by a horde
of jungle animals and losing his spinach in the process (Spinach So
Good).
>> Kept asleep and immobile
by a talented crocodile (Pitchin' Woo At The Zoo).
>> Eaten by a giant (Ration
For The Duration, Let's Stalk Spinach)
>> Chained to a weight and
sent to Davy Jone's Locker (Popeye And The Pirates).
>> Heated, de-hydrated, and
shrunk to the size of a mouse (Gym Jam).
>> Tricked into high-diving
into an empty pool and winding up in a deep, body-sized hole, flatter than
a pancake (Beach Peach).
>> Stuck inside a girder, separated
from his spinach (Quick On The Vigor).
>> Humiliated and helpless
as Bluto and Olive go off to be married (Nearly Weds).
>> Belted far away from the
action and frozen solid in a snow bank (Alpine For You).
>> Beaten into the ground by
a huge gorilla (Baby Wants Spinach).
>> Encased in an enormous block
of cement and sunk to the bottom of the English Channel (Swimmer Take
All).
>> Banged around, cut-up, disheveled
with mouth encased in cement, helpless, as a handsome, movie star-like
Bluto hurries off for a date with Olive Oyl (Shaving Muggs).
>> Unconscious, underwater,
trapped in a radiator and separated from the spinach can (Floor Flusher).
>> Knocked off a skyscraper
without his spinach (The Royal Four-Flusher).
>> Being jack-hammered into
the ground and having Bluto snatch up the spinach can and drive away with
it and Olive (Taxi Turvy).
>> Out-classed at every turn
by "The International," even seemingly losing a duel to the death with
him for Olive's hand (Parlez-Vous Woo).
For more
on Popeye's resiliency, read the essay "The
Resurrection Factor."