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MOVIE VIEWS AND REVIEWS 2008 and beyond |
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"Quantum Of
Solace" - Rating: *1/4 out of
**** SPOILER ALERT: Don't read further if you don't want to know things about the plot. Daniel
Craig now has the distinction of starring in the best James Bond movie of all
time, "Casino Royale" and the worst, "Quantum Of
Solace." The
film features the worst theme song,
soundtrack, main Bond villain, and Bond girls ever. The
plot is confusing, and the exposition scenes either fly by so fast you're
left scratching your head and saying, "Huh?" or are excruciatingly
dull. Any time the villains speak, or
confer with each other, the film grinds to a halt and just sits there on the
screen. And
the main villain's master plot? Trying
to control the utilities prices in Bolivia.
How's that for a nail-biting scenario?
And in this film, everybody's a villain! The governments of the United States, Great
Britain, and Bolivia are all corrupt.
The CIA and the British Secret Service are likewise dirty. The film has no moral centers, except for
maybe M and Felix Leiter. Bond comes
across as a guy whose main motivation in life is to punish people who have
hurt his friends because these hurts caused him personal pain. And he doesn't care how many innocent,
non-combatants he has to jeopardize or kill to do it. The
action scenes look as if they could have been something special, if only we
could have seen them. But the editing
and camera work made most of them incomprehensible. Not to mention the fact that CGI was
blatantly used in a couple of them. I
watched the entire movie in a detached, "keep checking my watch"
way. Nothing was happening on the
screen to engage my emotions at all. I
was neither shaken, nor stirred. If my
blood ever started pumping, the creators quickly dialed everything on the
screen back down again. And the
creators' small attempts to inject some heart and humanity into the
proceedings were laughable. When the
main Bond girl is going through a litany of what the general did to her and
her family, my daughter and I made jokes: "Then he kicked my dog, stole
my lawnmower, and broke one of my nails!" And Bond stays with a dying Mathis, but
then throws his body into a dumpster.
When Bond finally confronts Vesper's former, still alive boyfriend -
the confrontation we've waited the whole movie to see - he just basically has
him arrested. The creators evidently
learned anti-climax, along with rooftop chases and nauseating camera tricks,
from the last two Bourne movies. Plotholes
abound. For instance, M sends a pretty
female paperpusher to stop Bond and have him sent back to England. Huh?
And then she explodes at Bond because that situation worked out exactly
as she knew it would!!! And Bond blows
up a plush hotel in literally the middle of nowhere for no other reason than
the creators seemingly realized that the movie was nearly over and Bond
hadn't blown up anything really big yet. So why do I rate the movie * instead of BOMB? There were some fleeting good moments and ideas - ex. one funny cabdriver and another who knew where the CIA's secret headquarters was, Quantum holding it's meeting in an opera house (before the scene degenerated into incomprehensibility), a couple cool moves by Bond in a knife fight (before the scene degenerated into - you guessed it - incomprehensibility). And Daniel Craig and Judi Dench remain commanding screen presences. Let's hope they appear together in a better Bond movie next time. |
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My
Pet Peeves With The Professional Critics I once heard a
reviewer trash "Jurassic Park
III" because it had "dinosaurs chasing people
around." Excuse me, but what did this person expect from a
Jurassic Park movie? I've also seen critics reviewing Star Trek movies
by starting off with, "I'm not a Trekkie and never watched any of the
series." They then go on to say that they hate the films. I
remember a critic whom I normally greatly respect trashing the movie
"X-Men" by saying, "Superhero stories should be light and
funny." Obviously he hasn't read very many current comic books,
has he? Critics, if you
don't know anything about a genre or absolutely hate anything that comes out
of a specific genre, maybe you should excuse yourself from reviewing certain
films! Or let a fan take over for a column or two. But don't
chastise a film for being true to its own premise and for reaching out to its
own fan base. |
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For many hours after the viewing this movie, I was disquieted, but in light
of its subject matter, this is not a bad thing. And now, more than
twelve hours later, I am still finding it difficult to get a handle on my
responses to the film. I normally go to the movies primarily for
entertainment, but watching a Roman scourging and an execution by torture is
far from entertaining. This doesn't mean that the film can't be
inspiring, but the inspiration comes as one wrestles with it and its subject
matter. You don't leave the theater feeling good with a song in your
heart, nor with a sense of satisfaction or completion. You may, as I
did, exit in a state of shock and bewilderment, overwhelmed with emotions and
thoughts and conflicting opinions that I can't even yet fully express.
Let me try to approach "The Passion of the Christ" from several
different angles to try and give you my honest, "fair and
balanced"/ "no spin zone" appraisal of it: 1. As
a statement of his faith and of devotion to The Christ he feels saved him,
Mel Gibson's movie is a crowning achievement, and I commend my Christian
brother's courage for putting his vision out there and leaving himself wide
open to the persecution that will always be the lot of a disciple of
Jesus. I am grateful that the grace of God has touched Mel and that he
wanted to respond to it. 2. As
a movie, "The Passion Of The Christ" has both undeniable
strengths and some unfortunate weaknesses. There
are many scenes that are incredibly powerful. For example,
Jesus' last words from the cross have never hit me as hard as they did when
Gibson placed them in the visual, "You are there," context of all
that Jesus was going through. No wonder the Centurion believed and
exclaimed in the Bible, "Truly this man was the Son of God!"
And Gibson's flashing back to Jesus' teaching and The Last Supper from the
cross was masterful and meaningful. And I will never forget Mary the
mother of Jesus and Mary Magdalene fearfully reciting the words of the
Passover as Jesus is being arrested, nor Mary's wonder at why Jesus is
letting himself be humiliated and tortured as she asks when and how her son
will free himself, nor the way Jesus pronounces, "It is
accomplished" (which is a better translation than "It is
finished"), nor Jesus saying to a group of imperfect mortal humans like
me, "You are my friends." Yet
there are also scenes which fall flat. The morphing demonic
characters and the sterotypical maniacal laughing of many of Jesus'
tormentors and Barabbas were over-the-top. They and some of Satan's
appearances served to remind me that I was only watching a movie and took me
out of the story, as did several of the slow motion sequences such as God's
teardrop setting off the earthquake, and the "Lord of the Rings"
shot of Satan's defeat. Also, I recognized several of the actors as
having appeared in other films and on television, and Pilate is played by an
actor who looks like Harry from the television series "MI-5" in a
toga. All of which, again, took me out of the story. The
acting itself is uneven, with some artists clearly more at home in costume dramas
and with speaking Aramaic than others. James Caviezel and Maia
Morgenstern are outstanding. But Caviezel's American looks made it hard
for me to accept him initially as Jesus. However, his acting won me
over by the end of the film. The makeup
is incredible,
but unfortunately, perhaps as an escape from the violence, I found myself
during the film wondering, "How did they get those effects?"
This is not what I want to be thinking about while I'm contemplating the
death of Jesus. Be warned that the violence is brutal and the film is
soaked in blood. Part of me feels that the cruelty and gore were
justified as we modern audiences don't know what a Roman scourging and a
crucifixion were like (they are accurately, painfully portrayed in the movie)
and the film is about the "Passion" (from the Latin word for
"suffering") of Christ, after all. But part of me notes that
while the Bible tells us that Jesus was whipped, it doesn't describe or dwell
on every blow. And while Isaiah prophesies that people will turn away
from Jesus, the New Testament doesn't detail exactly how Jesus was
disfigured. And the Bible spends the majority of its time on the
meaning, impact, and result of the suffering, rather than on the suffering
itself. So I am
torn.
I can see why Gibson felt he had to take the approach he did in order to
convey the depths of what Christ went through. And there is
justification for it. Yet I can also understand why some critics have said
that Gibson made (unintentionally, I believe) a "theological Slasher
Film." One
criticism I can't understand is the charge of anti-Semitism. In the film,
while a group of Jewish leaders is instrumental in getting Jesus executed,
other Jews support and aid him and Jesus himself teaches love for one's
enemies and asks God to forgive Jews and Romans alike. Anyone truly
familiar with what the New Testament, as a whole, promotes, realizes that
hating the Jews because of the crucifixion of Jesus is ludicrous. However, it
was a familiarity with the story which also hampered my involvement with the
movie at times,
as there were scenes which bored me and had me saying, "Yeah, yeah,
can't we just move on and get to the next thing we need to get
through?" And this is not always the case with movies that have
familiar storylines. I knew the American hockey team was going to win
in "Miracle" and I had read the "Lord of the Rings"
trilogy, yet I was still engrossed in those films. The fact that, at
points, "The Passion" is less than engrossing means that, for me,
the film is simply not as good as those others, its subject matter
notwithstanding.
4. As
an evangelistic tool, the film is of some use - up to a point. The
movie doesn't explain how or why Jesus' death healed us from our sins, nor
the necessity of the sacrifice. (To be fair, this is beyond the scope
of the film.) And if one is unfamiliar with the Bible, one may wonder
who some of the characters are and what is really going on in some
scenes. Several of the flashbacks, such as Magdalene's rescue and the
Triumphal Entry may be incomprehensible. And, this is not a film which
will lead your friends to "give their hearts to Jesus" before the end
credits are finished rolling. But it may lead to some great
discussions. This is my point: Don't count on the movie to convert
anyone. Discussion and follow-up will be needed. But if your non
believing friends are at all squeamish, DON'T TAKE THEM TO SEE THIS
MOVIE!!!! And to the squeamish and non squeamish alike, you had better
have an explanation ready as to why a defining moment of the Christian faith
was an act of barbarism, butchery, and injustice, or even why we worship a
God who planned all that. You may even have to wrestle with such
questions yourself. As well as the question of, "If our sins
demanded that kind of punishment, why is it that we can take them and The One
that paid the price so casually?" And, "If Mel and his cast
and crew celebrated Mass together every day as they made this film, why do we
sometimes find it hard to give God an hour once a week?" So, do I
recommend the movie? If you are led to see it, or are curious
because of all you have read or heard about it, then go. If you don't
feel that it is for you, then don't. One's own devotion to The Christ
doesn't depend on a decision to attend, or not to attend, a movie. |
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